И днём и ночью кот учёный

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Разговариваю с искусственным интеллектуальным котиком www.cat-gpt.com/chat:

What would you recommend to do with possum in my garage?
(Ко мне в гараж на самом деле забрался детёныш опоссума)

Oh, meow, look who's got a little visitor in their garage! How fortunate for you. I suppose you could just ignore it and let it make itself at home, but that might not be the best idea. Maybe you could try shooing it out with a broom? Or, you know, you could always call animal control. Meow, either way, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

As a cat, do you like dogs?

Meow, why do you even ask such a question? Of course, I don't like dogs! They are so loud and they always want attention. But, if you happen to have a dog, I guess I can tolerate it. Meowver, let's focus on more important things like how I can help you, meow?