Песенка от OpenBSD
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vakПо традиции с каждой новой версией OpenBSD выходит новая картинка и иногда стишок. Все их можно посмотреть на странице: openbsd.org/lyrics.htm
А почему бы не спеть это дело, подумалось мне, благо имеется suno.com. Вот что получилось для версии OpenBSD 7.3. Философская притча в стиле кантри.
Once there was a Wizard so old and wise
that he asked Mother Night for a new enterprise
falling asleep his wish was heard
and by Merlin's beard
what a strange world he entered
In this world existed only zeros and ones
never had a Wizard seen such duality, not once
He approached one of the zeros and said
Who are you?
I'm a zero
yes, I see, but what do you do?
The zero said
I am the beginning and the end
Never had our Wizard met such a strange friend
He did not understand at all what he saw
and walking on this time met another strange fella
he approached the one and said:
Who are you?
I'm One
Yes, I see, but what do you do?
The one said: I am everything in between
The Wizard could not believe what his eyes had just seen
He sat down on a stone feeling tired and alone
missing his friends in the binary unknown
silent and sad he played with his beard
suddenly, a little fish appeared!
The Wizard said: you are not a zero or a one?
No, I'm a fish, come swim with me, come
They swam together and dived
deep into the ocean
until they found the place
where it once all began
The little fish took a small rake and starting raking the sand
and the Wizard was amazed by the waves of this new friend
he said
Little fish, who are you?
I'm a gardener, don't you see?
Well, yes, but what do you do?
The little fish - without stopping - calmly made clear
My task is important, this is what I do here,
the sand contains crucial information
which I need to order
before the rising of the sun.
Suddenly, from far, a big whale appeared
The Wizard, frightened, quickly hid behind his beard
The whale opened his mouth
but instead of swallowing our friend
released from his tongue
piles and piles of new sand.
The Wizard, startled, opened his mouth
but the fish said
No no no, no questions allowed,
we do not need to know where he comes from or goes
for a little mystery is what gives us purpose.
Finally something the Wizard could understand
he had found the mystery underneath the beginning and the end
he had dived way below everything in between
and saw the biggest whale he had ever seen
He said My dear fish, what you do, I can see,
is raking the maritime soil of mystery
from now on, I will protect you, your sand, and your shells,
coming back every year to update my spells.
They said their goodbyes
and the Wizard returned
to his nice and warm bed,
with all his lessons learned
He was happy that he now understood this strange place
and could protect his new friends for the rest of his days
А почему бы не спеть это дело, подумалось мне, благо имеется suno.com. Вот что получилось для версии OpenBSD 7.3. Философская притча в стиле кантри.
Once there was a Wizard so old and wise
that he asked Mother Night for a new enterprise
falling asleep his wish was heard
and by Merlin's beard
what a strange world he entered
In this world existed only zeros and ones
never had a Wizard seen such duality, not once
He approached one of the zeros and said
Who are you?
I'm a zero
yes, I see, but what do you do?
The zero said
I am the beginning and the end
Never had our Wizard met such a strange friend
He did not understand at all what he saw
and walking on this time met another strange fella
he approached the one and said:
Who are you?
I'm One
Yes, I see, but what do you do?
The one said: I am everything in between
The Wizard could not believe what his eyes had just seen
He sat down on a stone feeling tired and alone
missing his friends in the binary unknown
silent and sad he played with his beard
suddenly, a little fish appeared!
The Wizard said: you are not a zero or a one?
No, I'm a fish, come swim with me, come
They swam together and dived
deep into the ocean
until they found the place
where it once all began
The little fish took a small rake and starting raking the sand
and the Wizard was amazed by the waves of this new friend
he said
Little fish, who are you?
I'm a gardener, don't you see?
Well, yes, but what do you do?
The little fish - without stopping - calmly made clear
My task is important, this is what I do here,
the sand contains crucial information
which I need to order
before the rising of the sun.
Suddenly, from far, a big whale appeared
The Wizard, frightened, quickly hid behind his beard
The whale opened his mouth
but instead of swallowing our friend
released from his tongue
piles and piles of new sand.
The Wizard, startled, opened his mouth
but the fish said
No no no, no questions allowed,
we do not need to know where he comes from or goes
for a little mystery is what gives us purpose.
Finally something the Wizard could understand
he had found the mystery underneath the beginning and the end
he had dived way below everything in between
and saw the biggest whale he had ever seen
He said My dear fish, what you do, I can see,
is raking the maritime soil of mystery
from now on, I will protect you, your sand, and your shells,
coming back every year to update my spells.
They said their goodbyes
and the Wizard returned
to his nice and warm bed,
with all his lessons learned
He was happy that he now understood this strange place
and could protect his new friends for the rest of his days
