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Продолжаем игру:
Часть 8. Переключаем Движок Невероятности на чай
Нам нужно посетить ещё пару реальностей, но на субстрате чая движок невероятности не может туда попасть. К счастью, из логова кровожадного звережука мы добыли компьютерный интерфейс к бортовой кофе-машине. Воспользуемся ним для изготовления качественного чая. После чего перенастроим движок невероятности и отправимся дальше.Продолжаем игру:
...Phil comes up and grips your shoulder. "Hey babe, this guy boring you? Why not come with me instead? I'm from a different planet." He takes you out to the parking lot, where his flashy inter-orbital ion scooter is parked between two Volkswagens. After mounting it, the scooter accelerates at such a great speed that you black out almost immediately. Everything becomes...
Dark
>wait
You can hear nothing, smell nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are not even certain who you are.
>wait
There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can hear, nothing you can feel, nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.
>wait
You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.
>wait
You can't see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.
>hear
(darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above. There is an exit to port.
>south
(We were lying about the exit to port.) You emerge from a small doorway...
Entry Bay Number Two
There is a sales brochure here.
>south
Corridor, Fore End
>west
Galley
A carton labelled "Nutrimat/Computer Interface" is sitting here.
>open panel
Opening the Nutrimat reveals a circuit board.
>get circuit board
Taken.
>drop circuit board
Dropped.
>put interface in panel
Done.
>press pad
The Nutrimat is puzzled that you want something made by pouring boiling water on dead leaves and squirting stuff from a cow in it, and says that it will need some help from Eddie (the shipboard computer).
The nutrimat begins to whirr.
>east
Corridor, Fore End
>up
Bridge
There is a handbag here.
It looks like the handbag contains:
seat cushion fluff
a pair of tweezers
jacket fluff
There is a nice, hot cup of Advanced Tea Substitute here.
Lying on the deck is a plotter connected to a spare Improbability Drive. The plotter's long, dangly bit is submerged in Advanced Tea Substitute.
There is a spare Improbability Drive here.
There is a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy here.
There is an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device here.
There is a satchel here.
There is a tool box here.
It looks like the tool box contains:
a magnifying glass
a laser-assisted monkey wrench
There is a strange gun here.
There is pocket fluff here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.
>put large cord in large receptacle
Plugged.
>wait
Time passes...
"Announcement, announcement. This is Eddie (the shipboard computer). Emergency situation! Nuclear missiles have just been launched at us from the approaching planet, which my data banks indicate is the legendary lost planet of Magrathea. I cannot perform evasive maneuvers because all circuits are currently engaged by the Nutrimat. The missiles will turn this ship into a huge atomic fireball in approximately eight turns. By the way, somebody didn't finish their spinach at dinner."
>wait
Time passes...
You hear distant sounds of panic: shouts of anger, cries of alarm, pounding feet.
>press switch
As you flip the switch, sparks fly from the large receptacle. "My new control console!" wails Eddie (the shipboard computer). "This is the thanks I get?"
The universe goes crazy for a moment.
"Announcement, announcement. This is Eddie (the shipboard computer). The missiles have turned into a sperm whale at an improbability factor of 2 to the 39,745th power to 1 against. The whale is currently plummeting toward the legendary lost planet of Magrathea. I hope this will teach you to listen to me when I say that legendary lost planets can be dangerous. I am proceeding with the pre-set landing instructions."
Ford, Zaphod, and Trillian saunter by on their way back to the sauna. "Good work, kid," says Zaphod, slamming you on the back.
>down
Corridor, Fore End
You feel a wave of depression sweep over you, and you turn to see that Marvin the robot has stalked miserably into the room.
>west
Galley
There is a circuit board here.
A carton labelled "Nutrimat/Computer Interface" is sitting here.
It looks like the slot contains:
tea
It looks like the Nutrimat contains:
a Nutrimat/Computer Interface
>get tea
no tea: Dropped.
You feel a wave of depression sweep over you, and you turn to see that Marvin the robot has stalked miserably into the room.
>east
Corridor, Fore End
>up
Bridge
There is a nice, hot cup of Advanced Tea Substitute here.
Lying on the deck is a plotter connected to a spare Improbability Drive. The plotter's long, dangly bit is submerged in Advanced Tea Substitute.
There is a spare Improbability Drive here.
There is a handbag here.
It looks like the handbag contains:
seat cushion fluff
a pair of tweezers
jacket fluff
There is a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy here.
There is an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device here.
There is a satchel here.
There is a tool box here.
It looks like the tool box contains:
a magnifying glass
a laser-assisted monkey wrench
There is a strange gun here.
There is pocket fluff here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.
>remove dangly bit from ats
The long, dangly bit is no longer suspended in Advanced Tea Substitute.
>put dangly bit in tea
Done.
>press switch
A mist spins round your head. You fall into what seems like a bottomless pit. Suddenly, you hit the bottom so hard that you wish it had been bottomless...
Dark
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Date: 2023-07-30 06:21 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-07-30 06:40 (UTC)"Посреди пустыни Избранный может наткнуться на остов кита с раскиданными вокруг кусками плоти. При более детальном осмотре локации можно обнаружить рядом с останками маргаритки. Эта встреча — единственная, не имеющая никакого эффекта.
Встреча является отсылкой к роману Дугласа Адамса «Автостопом по галактике». Герои книги на космическом корабле с невероятностной тягой посещают планету Магратея; на орбите планеты древняя система обороны обстреливает их двумя ракетами с ядерными боеголовками. Невероятностное поле корабля превращает ракеты в кашалота и горшок с петунией, которые, конечно же, падают на поверхность планеты и разбиваются."
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