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Часть 11. Выбираемся на планету Магратея

Корабль садится на планету Магратея, и чтобы завершить игру, вам надо из него выйти. Однако вредный бортовой компьютер заблокировал выход:
Я не хочу, чтобы кто-нибудь выходил наружу, пока я не проверю атмосферу, климатические условия, наличие опасных диких животных, болезни, передающиеся воздушно-капельным путем, вулканическую активность, присутствие агентов по недвижимости и более восьми тысяч других возможных опасностей. Эта плановая проверка займет 14,9 лет. Не думайте выбираться, пока я не закончу, так что я заклиниваю люк.
Открыть люк может только робот Марвин. Для этого ему понадобится специальный инструмент (один из двенадцати возможных). А какой именно, вы не знаете. Заранее Марвин вам, конечно же, не скажет. Чтобы узнать инструмент, вам предстоит вырастить в цветочном горшке Дерево Предвидения и съесть с него фрукт.

Дерево предвидения не вырастет без удобрений. В качестве удобрения нужно собрать четыре разных вида карманного пуха (fluff). Чем мы и занимались в предыдущих эпизодах.

Ещё одна трудность: дверь к выходному шлюзу слишком интеллектуальная, и просто так не открывается перед всяким сапиенсом. Вам нужно перейти в шредингеровское квантовое состояние "чай" и "не чай". Это убедит дверь, что перед нею не абы кто, а серьёзный натурфилософ, и она вас пропустит.

Итак, заканчиваем игру:
...As you remove the particle, electrical impulses begin leaping madly across the now-unblocked synaptic gap. Unfortunately, YOU were in the gap at the time. Everything becomes...

Dark

>wait

You can see nothing, feel nothing, hear nothing, taste nothing, smell nothing, and are not entirely certain who you are.

>wait

You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.

>wait

You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there.

>wait

There's nothing you can taste, nothing you can see, nothing you can feel, nothing you can smell, you do not even know who you are.

>hear

(darkness)
You hear the deep and distant hum of a star drive coming from far above. There is an exit to port.

>south

(We were lying about the exit to port.) You emerge from a small doorway...

Entry Bay Number Two
There is a sales brochure here.

You feel a wave of depression sweep over you, and you turn to see that Marvin the robot has stalked miserably into the room.

>south

Corridor, Fore End

>get pot

Taken.

>up
Bridge
There is a nice, hot cup of tea here.
Lying on the deck is a plotter connected to a spare Improbability Drive. The plotter's long, dangly bit is submerged in tea.
There is a spare Improbability Drive here.
There is a nice, hot cup of Advanced Tea Substitute here.
There is a handbag here.
It looks like the handbag contains:
seat cushion fluff
a pair of tweezers
jacket fluff
There is a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy here.
There is an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device here.
There is a satchel here.
There is a tool box here.
It looks like the tool box contains:
a magnifying glass
a laser-assisted monkey wrench
There is a strange gun here.
There is pocket fluff here.
There is a pair of hypersonic pliers here.
There is an ionic diffusion rasp here.
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.
There is a molecular hyperwave pincer here.

>get jacket fluff

Taken.

>get pocket fluff

Taken.

>get seat cushion fluff

Taken.

"Announcement, announcement. This is Eddie (the shipboard computer). We have just landed on the legendary lost planet of Magrathea. I don't want anyone going outside until I've checked the atmosphere, climatic conditions, existence of dangerous wildlife, airborne diseases, volcanic activity, presence of real estate agents, and more than eight thousand other possible dangers. This routine check will take 14.9 years. And don't even think about leaving until I finish, because I'm jamming the hatch."

>get satchel fluff

Taken.

>put all fluff in pot

satchel fluff: You dig a small hole, gingerly place the fluff at the bottom, and cover it over.
seat cushion fluff: You dig a small hole, gingerly place the fluff at the bottom, and cover it over.
pocket fluff: You dig a small hole, gingerly place the fluff at the bottom, and cover it over.
jacket fluff: You dig a small hole, gingerly place the fluff at the bottom, and cover it over.

>wait

Time passes...

>wait

Time passes...

>wait

Time passes...

You notice a tiny movement from the flowerpot. You look closely, and see a tiny sprout poking out of the soil.

>enter sauna

You enter the sauna. After several hours, you come out a changed man. You have with you a changed plant.

>eat fruit

The fruit has a zesty taste, and you devour it greedily. Suddenly, your vision wavers, and you see yourself, as though from a distance, standing near Marvin, who asks you for a laser-assisted monkey wrench. Then, the image vanishes like a movie when the film breaks, and you find yourself still in the Bridge.

It seems that this plant is a rare horticultural phenomenon long thought to be extinct: The Tree of Foreknowledge.

>get tea

no tea: Dropped.

>get no tea

no tea: Taken.

>get wrench

Taken.

>down

(removing the long, dangly bit first)
Corridor, Fore End

>south

Corridor, Aft End

>open door

The door is almost speechless with admiration. "Wow. Simultaneous tea and no tea. My apologies. You are clearly a heavy-duty philosopher." It opens respectfully.

>drink tea

It is the finest tea you have ever tasted. It has almost made this entire misadventure seem worthwhile. You experience several moments of complete happiness and relaxation. The cup itself vaporises, part of the Galactic Anti-Litter Program.

>west

Upon entering the room, you are battered by tidal waves of depression. However, the happiness derived from your high score and that thoroughly excellent cup of tea you had recently help you to survive.

Marvin's Pantry
This is a small closet with an exit to starboard.
Marvin, the Paranoid Android, is here.
There is a thermo-fusion chisel here.

>Marvin, open hatch

"Humans are so depressingly demanding. Do this. Pick up that. Unjam the opening mechanism of the other. Meet me in the hatchway Access Space in twelve turns. I suppose," he mutters, "you can count up to twelve. So hard to know with morons. And don't forget to bring the proper tool."

>east

Corridor, Aft End

>down

Hatchway
There is a small key here.

>drop all except wrench

flowerpot: Dropped.
ultra-plasmic vacuum awl: Dropped.
thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is: It falls to the ground with a light "thunk." It doesn't do anything else at all.
babel fish: You'll have to remove it first.

>east

Access Space
This tiny area, with an exit to port, is for working on the hatch mechanism, which is vastly more complicated than your rather ordinary intelligence can comprehend. The floor is an open metal mesh, like the floor of a catwalk.

>wait

Time passes...

>wait

Time passes...

>wait

Time passes...
Marvin shambles in.

>give wrench to Marvin

Politely, Marvin refuses your offer.
Marvin, looking bored, says "Hand me a laser-assisted monkey wrench."

>give laser-assisted monkey wrench to Marvin

Marvin fiddles inside the mechanism with the laser-assisted monkey wrench for about three-tenths of a second. You hear the hatchway slide open. "I don't expect you to be grateful," says Marvin, "or even interested, but that was probably more complicated than every single action you'll ever perform in your entire life put together." He limps away. "And me," you hear him mutter as he goes, "with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."

>west

Hatchway
There is a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is here.
It looks like the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is contains:
a number twelve asteroid paint chipper
There is an ultra-plasmic vacuum awl here.
There is a flowerpot here.
There is a small key here.

>down
You step onto the landing ramp leading down toward the surface of the legendary lost planet of Magrathea. "Announcement, announcement. This is Eddie (the shipboard computer). Someone is leaving the ship on a strange planet without wrapping up all nice and warm. It'll all end in tears, I just know it..." The voice fades behind you.

Ramp
The wind moans. Dust drifts across the surface of the alien world. Zaphod, Ford, and Trillian appear and urge you forward.

Slowly, nervously, you step downwards, the cold thin air rasping in your lungs. You set one single foot on the ancient dust -- and almost instantly the most incredible adventure starts which you'll have to buy the next game to find out about.

Your score is 400 of a possible 400, in 401 turns.

By the way, there WAS a causal relationship between your taking the toothbrush and the tree collapsing at the very beginning of the game. We apologise for this slight inaccuracy.


Date: 2023-07-30 09:20 (UTC)
suhajh: (Default)
From: [personal profile] suhajh
...нужно перейти в квантовое состояние "чай" и "не чай"...

В рф 140млн народа в квантовом состоянии =люди\нEлюди

Date: 2023-07-30 17:03 (UTC)
suhajh: (Default)
From: [personal profile] suhajh
Да уҗ... Принцып неопределенности им не ведом, а даҗе наиборот = "чем меьше знаний тем крепче убеҗдения"(С)

Date: 2023-07-30 09:51 (UTC)
From: [personal profile] borisk
В голове начинает играть немного странный регтайм…

Date: 2023-08-03 05:49 (UTC)
From: [personal profile] borisk
Ну да, примерно так:
https://youtu.be/sKqcDy0sFk0

Date: 2023-08-02 19:41 (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ivanrubilo
Жесть игра, можно с катух слететь как в Black Mirror: Bandersnatch если самому играть.